“Macon police recovered marijuana hidden in the crevice of a man’s buttocks early Thursday morning after stopping a car for a seatbelt violation, according to the Macon police.”
- “Marijuana recovered from Macon man’s buttocks during arrest” macon.com 8/1/2008
“A 17-year-old Macon teen has been charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass after he was caught masturbating in the lingerie department of Belk, according to the Macon police.”
- “Macon teen charged with indecent exposure after store incident” macon.com 7/24/2008
“A Macon woman is behind bars after authorities said she punched a Bibb County sheriff’s deputy in the nose at the scene of an automobile accident Tuesday afternoon.”
- “Macon woman punches Bibb deputy in nose” macon.com 7/30/2008
13 responses so far ↓
1 Citro // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:33 pm
okay…that teen’s name was Johnson. Somebody with some cahones (sp?) could really spin that one.
Mr. Anchor, you know you’re up to it!
2 Citro // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Now wait a minute. This cop follows this chick. He takes her back to the scene of the accident. Then he asks to see her license and she punches him in the nose? What’s wrong with this sequence of events?
3 belch // Aug 2, 2008 at 8:35 am
bet that was some nasty crack.
4 Cotton Avenue Solon // Aug 2, 2008 at 9:51 pm
It would have been fine by me if the deputy had pulled out his nightstick in self-defense.
5 MaconOnTheMove // Aug 2, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Confucious says
” Man who keeps his marijuana in the crevice of his buttocks, sells the best S**t.”
6 belch // Aug 3, 2008 at 6:48 am
glad I never did drugs….
7 Cotton Avenue Solon // Aug 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm
It’s a shame we didn’t have Jesse Jackson here cutting off some guy’s n _ _ _, or even having a local surgeon sawing off his own finger.
The headline in The Telegraph could have been :
“Buttocks, P _ _ _ _, Finger, N _ _ _, and Nose are Making News?”
8 Cotton Avenue Solon // Aug 3, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Just wondering if the Macon Police considered using the Anchor’s “Probe” to recover the pot from this idiot’s buttocks?
9 Can't Say // Aug 4, 2008 at 8:59 am
My, aren’t we a crass act!
10 Cotton Avenue Solon // Aug 4, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Can’t Say……..if you will permit me to explain. We are only “scouring for the ridiculous and upsetting”, that’s all.
At times we must try to overlook any insensitivity and obtrusiveness as we meekly attempt to follow our Anchor’s forays upon our ignorant populace.
11 gladiolus // Aug 4, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Ignorant? Where? Are you kidding? Where are these lummoxes? I thought Carl Sagan had spawned our entire region…billions and billions of us…
12 Cotton Avenue Solon // Aug 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Lummoxes can be found in every quadrant of the Maconga metropolis…..from the depths of City Hall to the shores of Lake Wildwood, from the bowels of the County Courthouse to the ravaged Macon Mall Food Court.
Yes indeed, Gladiolus, Sagan did a number on this minuscule speck of the universe.
13 gladiolus // Aug 4, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Maybe there are some smart people around after all–the ones who convinced those UGA players to wallop the crap out of each other. Bobby Bouche don’t needs to be playin’ no foosball.
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