Dear PETA:
My name is Lacie and I am being tortured here in Macon, Georgia. Please come to my rescue.
Click here to watch this brutal video of humans painting my body for their sensual enjoyment.
This is weird stuff, I tell you.
Waiting for you in Macon,
Lacie
Entries Tagged as 'Cherry Blossom Festival'
Dear PETA
March 28th, 2008 · 11 Comments
Tags: Cherry Blossom Festival
It’s Cherry Bloggin’ time
March 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments
It’s that time again. What time is it? Cherry Bloggin’ time. But remember - last year we outed the Cherry Blogger. No more journalistic Deep Throat for the C.B. (Well, that probably wasn’t the best simile to use, was it? Now where is [...]
Tags: Cherry Blossom Festival · The Telegraph
A Cherry Blossom vignette about Hizzonner
March 22nd, 2007 · 5 Comments
A reputable source reports that at Sunday’s Cherry Blossom parade, a local car dealership provided a convertible Pontiac for Hizzoner to ride in.
Soon-To-Be-Hakim took one look at the ragtop and informed the dealer that he wasn’t going to ride in any Pontiac. No, sir, they’d need to get him a Cadillac, a Mercedes or [...]
Tags: Cherry Blossom Festival · Ex-Mayor Ellis · Macon
The Cherry Blogger
March 19th, 2007 · 6 Comments
For 355 days of the year the presumably non-assuming Stephanie works at the copy desk of The Telegraph. But during the Cherry Blossom Festival she dons a cap made of pink feathers and a pair of oversized sunglasses, fills her mouth with pink bubble gum and becomes - the Cherry Blogger!
Stephanie works hard during [...]
Tags: Cherry Blossom Festival
Chip Cherry fired!
August 17th, 2006 · No Comments
Tags: Cherry Blossom Festival

