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Be careful. The Georgia Legislature is about to go back into session.

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The Telegraph’s Heather Duncan reports that Georgia’s Environmental Protection Division has declared a level 2 drought statewide. In addition to further restrictions on outdoor watering, Duncan reports that the EPD is considering limitations on a different form of watering - urination.
Plans are being discussed that would require that men pass water only on even days [...]

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(This was posted on July 20, 2006.)
“Perdue announces state budget surplus.” (The Telegraph, July 20, 2006)
“Taylor eats a whole smoked Boston pork butt.” (Georgia Barbeque News, July 20, 2006)

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Which of the answers below most aptly describes this image’s meaning to you?

An anguished expression of isolation and fear.
A visualization of the human species taken by an attack of existential angst.
A realization that the Georgia Legislature is back in session.

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Republican Congressional candidate Mac Collins says he’ll never concede defeat to Jim Marshall.
“Hell, no,” Collins said, “I’m not going to concede. The Republicans will be back in 2008 and when they do I’ll get back a lot of the votes Marshall stole from me.”
When asked if that wouldn’t have to the subject of another [...]

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The Commodores went down to Georgia
They were lookin’ for a dawg to kill
They were in a bind
They were way behind
They were lookin’ for a coach who still refuses to hire an offensive coordinator and whose defensive coordinator leaves something to be desired, for real
(To the tune of “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” by the [...]

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Until now, the race for Georgia’s 3rd Congressional District has largely focused on whether Mac Collins could convince us that Jim Marshall is a liberal and whether Marshall could convince us he’s not. However, the candidates have finally begun to discuss the real issues that face America.
For example, Collins says Marshall is insensitive to [...]

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10. Members of the Whig Party crossed over to vote for her opponent in masse.
9. Voters didn’t recognize her after she stopped putting nitroglycerine on her hair.
8. President Bush, who she alleged knew about the September 11 attacks beforehand but did nothing to stop them, hired Al Quida to sabotage her campaign.
7. [...]

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It has now been determined that the explosion Sunday in Byron was caused by a Fajr-5 rocket fired by the Hezbollah.
Relations between Peach County and the Hezbollah have never been good but have deteriorated since Shiite leader Ali Ali Oxen Free was refused service at Bubba’s Sunni-Or-Later Barbecue Shack.
“We ain’t never caused them Hezbollahs no [...]

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“Well, Arthur let’s see what’s Channel 8 on for Monday, July 31st.”
6:00 PM The News Hour with Jim Lehrer
7:00 PM Live Democratic Lieutenant Governor debate between Greg Hecht and Jim Martin
7:30 PM 4TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT LIVE DEBATE BETWEEN CYNTHIA MCKINNEY AND HANK JOHNSON!!
8:00 PM Antiques Roadshow
9:00 PM History detectices
10:00 PM Great Museums
11:00 PM Tavis [...]

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