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It’s time for the WMCC News Top 10 news stories for 2007:
10. Remember the Japanese kid on the losing Little League World Series team who wept on the Warner Robins player’s shoulder? He went home to design a Nintendo Wii professional Japanese baseball game in which the winning team hugs the losing team [...]

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It’s been a while since we’ve had a Top Ten. What better subject than the -
Top Ten Questions You’d Like To Ask C. Jack Ellis
10. Who were the two couriers who delivered the infamous “solidarity letter” to Hugo Chavez?
9. Where is a copy of that silly “solidarity letter” anyway?
8. Who paid the postage [...]

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From my friend Dave Rozier, who doesn’t have anything better to do than to send me junk like this:
10. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night
That Chewed My Butt Out All Day Long.
9 . If the Phone Don’t Ring,
You’ll Know It’s Me.
8. I Liked You Better Before
I Got to Know You So Durn Well.
7. [...]

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10. Members of the Whig Party crossed over to vote for her opponent in masse.
9. Voters didn’t recognize her after she stopped putting nitroglycerine on her hair.
8. President Bush, who she alleged knew about the September 11 attacks beforehand but did nothing to stop them, hired Al Quida to sabotage her campaign.
7. [...]

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Macon City Council candidate Cynthia Knight owes $10,338.59 back taxes on property at 636 Pio Nono Avenue for the years 2003, 2004 and 2005. Why didn’t Cynthia pay her property taxes?
10. It’s so far to the tax office.
9. Those people in the tax commissioner’s office never make the right change.
8. If [...]

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10. One of the downtown bums is bound to get run over.
9. It’s embarrassing to see guys in those sissy tight pants.
8. Bringing in $2 million isn’t enough reason to make a downtown worker 15 minutes late getting home.
7. It’s not NASCAR sponsored.
6. When you close off downtown, how are people going to be able [...]

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10. The accounting firm performing the audit hasn’t been paid from last year.
9. The auditors can’t figure out why the numbers in the city’s books are different each morning.
8. The mayor takes the books home with him every night.
7. The auditor can’t figure out the Mayor’s office expense entry, “Pedicure for Latasha”.
6. A melted Tootsie [...]

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